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World's Coolest Dwight Schrute Talking Keychain

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The World's Coolest Dwight Schrute Talking Keychain includes six classic phrases from your favorite Assistant to the Regional Manager. 

  • "Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision."
  • "Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors." 
  • "Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will." 
  • "I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life." 
  • "How would I describe myself? Three words. Hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable." 
  • "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that? And if they would, I would not do that thing."